Our grid like scooping pattern ensures your yard is always poop free when we leave.
We thoroughly clean our tools between visits as a preventative measure against cross contamination.
For weekly and bi-weekly subscribers, we take your dog's poop with us.
For spring and one-time cleanups, we double bag your dog's poop and leave it by your trash.
You will receive a text message when we're on our way as well as when your scoop is complete.
If you enjoy scooping your dog's poop but have no place to discard it, our bucket service is a low cost solution for you.
Frequently Asked Questions
How much do you charge? Our standard charges for weekly scooping are $18/cleanup for your first dog and $3 for each additional dog. Every other week starts at $25 and increases $4 for each additional dog. For new accounts requiring an extensive cleaning, we charge a new account start-up deep cleaning fee of $60 or more, depending on how much deferred maintenance there is. If you are overwhelmed with how much has accumulated and just want us to do the big one time clean up, that price is based off how many dogs you have, and how much poop has accumulated.
How do I inquire or get started? It’s easy to get started. In most cases, all it takes is a phone call or text message to (774) 762-7115. We also love emails and are happy to set you up for emailing if that is your preferred method of communication. You can email us at email@example.com. Or you can respond to any number of our request for a quote on this site.
What areas do you serve? We proudly serve Acushnet, Dartmouth, Fairhaven, Marion, Mattapoisett, New Bedford and Rochester.
Do I need to be home? We understand life is busy and that is one of the reasons you may be hiring us. You definitely do not need to be home as long as any aggressive dogs are put away and the scooper has access to your yard. We have a specific notes section for each of our clients where we can add gate codes, special instructions, where to find a box for a key to the gate, etc.
How do I pay you? We will send you a secured and encrypted invoice link via text message or email through our payment system. You can pay that with a debit or any major credit card. For recurring subscribers to our services (weekly, every other week, bucket service) there is a check box where you enter your payment that says “Save my card”. Clicking that box will set you up for automatic payments for the future. If you add your email address to your account you will be emailed a receipt every time that your card is charged. For one-time cleanups we accept cash, credit/debit cards and check payments.
Do you charge me if I cancel one of my regular cleanings? If you and your dogs are going to be out of town and would like to skip a week or two, there is no charge for skipping a cleaning. We just ask that you give us 24 hours notice so we can update our scheduling. If you do not notify us within 24 hours we will still charge you for your cleaning. If you do skip a cleaning and the dogs are still using the yard, you will be charged based on when the last cleanup was. For example, if you are a weekly client with one dog ($16) and need to skip a week because of snow, the next week you will be charged the biweekly price for one dog ($25).
Are you licensed and insured? Yes. We are fully insured. However, in Massachusetts there are no licensing requirement for the services we provide.
Does the size of my dog or yard matter? We typically charge the same for small or large dogs. Sometimes people think that since their small dogs produce small poops, our service should be less expensive. Often, small dog poop is hard to find, especially when in a gravel or grass yard. We will advise you on our first visit if we need to modify our pricing prior to starting any service for you. If your yard is larger than .375 acre we do charge as if there is an additional dog ($3 for weekly service, $4 for biweekly service, etc). If it's around a half acre we charge as if for two additional dogs. If it is bigger, we will contact you about modifying the price based on the time it takes to clean your yard. If you have an invisible fence and your dog(s) are restricted to a smaller section of a large lot, our pricing is based on the restricted area.
What days and times will you be doing my yard? Can I pick my day and time? Our service days are from dawn to dusk, Monday through Saturday. However, our routes vary by geographic area. We will try to accommodate special scheduling requests, but that is not always possible. Call us and we can share what day or days of the week that we will be in your general area. Exact timing of our visits is not common since each visit is unpredictable in length of time. We would ask that you be flexible and allow us to visit as time permits on your assigned day, and if you have need for more specific timing one week, just reach out to us and we will try our best to be accommodating.
Do I need to sign a contract? No, you are able to sign up and cancel at any time. However, we do ask that you give us at least 24 hours notice! Failure to notify us of a cancellation without a 24-hour notice may result in still being charged for the service.
Terms of Service No Shit! is an independently owned and operated business (“us,” “we” or “our”) that provides pet-waste removal services to residences, businesses and commercial properties, you agree to the following terms of service (“Terms”) that govern the sales and services provided by us (“Services”). By accepting the Services you hire us for, you are bound to these Terms. The customer understands our ability to provide the Services can be dependent on weather, condition of grass height, access to your yard which is your own responsibility, and other unknown outside influences.
Dog Waste Removal Service No Shit! offers residential and commercial dog waste removal services. These services include One Time Clean, Weekly Cleaning, Every Other Week Cleaning, and Spring Cleaning. All pricing is based on an area size of a 3/8th of an acre. Larger areas will have an additional charge.
Accessing Your Yard The Customer understands that if we can’t access the area needing cleaning due to locked/blocked/frozen gates or dogs in the yard; the scoop will be skipped and charges will still apply. We suggests adding gate combinations or lock keys to your file to avoid locked gates. If the customer requests we come back, a $5 driving fee will be added to the customer’s bill.
Weather No Shit! will work through the rain and cold as long as we can safely do so. The customer understands we cannot work through severe thunderstorms, high winds, extreme high or low temperatures, flooding or a heavy accumulation of snow. No Shit! Offers a monthly subscription service. We do not offer refunds for missed weeks due to weather. Therefore in these cases, we will skip service for that week, and see you the following week. A refund will not be issued as we still have to pick up all of the poop that would have been scooped the prior week. If you need the area cleaned before your next scheduled service, please call us and we will do our best to accommodate. Additionally, we do not want to tear up your yard in any way. If it is really muddy, we may skip your yard and wait until the next scheduled visit when things have dried out.
Holidays No Shit! does not provide services on the following holidays: Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day, Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day. If your pick up day falls on one of these days, we will skip service that week and pick up the following week. There are no refunds for a missed pick up. We still have to do the work and pick up all of the poop from the week prior.
Billing No Shit! pre bills monthly for our service. Your account will be charged on the 1st of the month for service. We accept cash, check, credit card and automatic withdrawal by the 3rd of the month. If more than 30 days have passed since your last cleanup, a first time clean up fee will be applied. We will only pause service for periods of 30 days. If service does not resume after the 30 day period you will be removed from the schedule. One Time Cleanings will be billed after the service has been completed. Payment is due within 24 hours. If payment becomes more that 30 days late we will turn your account over to collections.
Leaves, Debris and Tall Grass We will always do our best to clean your yard the best that we can. We understand that maintaining your yard is a lot of work and it may not always be in the best shape. The customer understands that it can be very difficult to find dog poop in tall grass or in a yard full of leaves or other debris. If your grass is tall when we come, there may be some dog waste that is missed. We will be back on our next scheduled visit and will get anything that was missed if yard maintenance is complete. If you find an excessive amount that we missed, please let us know as soon as possible at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Privacy We may collect personal information from you on our Sites or through any other digital or personal communication with you. Information collected by us is voluntarily provided by you and may include information such as your name, email address, phone number, and physical address. Our Sites may collect general information about the service you are requesting such as the type of property and area needing service, the type and number of pets you have, and general information about your pet’s behavior. We collect information about you in order to provide you with our services. We use personal information about our users for a variety of purposes related to our business your information is for No Shit! use only. We will never sell your information or send it to third parties. We may provide user information to third-party service providers or vendors for purposes of, including without limitation, processing your payments or sending information to you, data tracking, maintenance or development of our System. We may also share your personal information in connection with law enforcement requests or in response to investigations, subpoenas, court orders, or other legal processes to establish or exercise our legal rights or defend against legal claims or as otherwise required by law.
Additional Charges Late payment fee $10 added to each bill that is late. Payment is due the 1st of each month. Bill becomes late on the 15th of each month.
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